Brasilia H3 N+299

Get ready, wanks, for Hash N+299—a bittersweet run as we bid farewell to two beloved Hashers, Dobberoo and Chapardeuse, who are ditching Brasília to give Melbourne a whirl. Why Australia? We're not sure, but they seem determined to figure it out! Having just been christened with their Hash names, they're now taking off, so naturally, we’re giving them a grand send-off through Brasília's center to remind them of what they'll be missing (and what they’ll probably forget by the time they reach customs). We’re not betting on a return, but hey, stranger things have happened.

Expect the usual shenanigans: a chalk talk, a beer stop, and of course, the famous circle to wrap it all up. Walkers, brace yourselves for a 5 km jaunt, while runners get to sweat it out for 7-9 km. Rain, hail, or shine—we’re hashing, and you know how Brasília's weather likes to keep us…